Unless you're getting a temporary tattoo, it's important to double check - even triple check - things like spelling and translations. These guys, apparently, didn't know this rule :)
Now, let's start the show:
This dude things he's "too cool for scool". Well, let's say he's too stupid for school:
This tough young fellow seems to know what he wants from life. Ok, dude, you've made your point: we'll let God to "Juge you" and we'll just laugh at you.
It's summser timme. It's timme to have somme fun... or maybe it's time to learn how to spell "summer": s-u-m-m-e-r - as you can see, it's not a difficult word.
This year, forget about Puerto Rico. Let's visit "Puerto Rirco", the new attraction of South America:
"Swet pee?" I can't argue with her, I've never tasted pee :)